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Old 06-22-2008, 12:40 AM
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A Pirate goes into a bar. He's a typical pirate. Plumed captain's hat, parrot perched on his shoulder, scraggly beard, yellow teeth, bad breath, patch over one eye, mascara around the other, sword sheathed on the waist, and a steering wheel on his belt buckle.

The bartender watches the pirate enter and approach the bar as he washes drinking mugs. He notices the steering wheel on the pirate's belt and wonders what it's for.

"Rum. Double." sneers the pirate.

"'Ere ya are, Cap'n. It'll be six bits." answers the bartender as he slides the drink down the bartop. "Say, Cap'n. Wots the meaning of the steering wheel on your belt?"

The pirate lifts his patch and opens his once covered eye and squints with the good eye and says,

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You are so freakin bad, MsJacquii!!!! I read the spoiler and just about fell outta my chair, lmao! Tis too freakin funny!! Ken just went to bed or I'd be calling him over to read it, lol.

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Oh my - But I am Soooooo in love with Cap'n Jack Sparrow Muaaaaaaaahahahahaaaa!
((sigh - dreaming of being a belt buckle))

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Move over dahlink, cause I'm gonna be there first! What a hunk!

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Hun-uh! Cause somebody tells me you're married LOL
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Darn it! Ok, I'll uh let you win this time! lol

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