mangodroplet

well, a man's son had gotten an STD, and the dad was going nuts. So he called the doctor and said, "Oh no! My son has gotten an STD. He MUST have gotten it from the maid, she must have done it!..."

And the doctor kept on saying, "Calm down! Calm down!"

And then the man said, "Oh no! That means I must have it because i did it with the maid!"

and the doctor kept on saying, "Calm down! Calm down!"

and then the man said, "Oh no! I must have passed it on to my wife!"

and then the doctor said, "Oh Crap!"
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(ok, a somewhat cleaner one...)

There once were these Three Amigos who had never done a sin in their lives and they wanted to be Catholic priests. (bear with me, i know THESE Three Amigos can't be sinless, much less want to be priests but eh *shrugs* it's a joke

So, the Three Amigos went to the bishop-person and said:
"We want to be priests."

Bishop: "Have you done a sin in your life?"

The Three Amigos, in unison: "Nope, never in our lives!"

The Bishop: "My dears, you must have done a sin before you can become a priest! Go out and come back tomorrow and tell me what you have done for your sin!"

~The Next Day~
Bishop: "What did you do for your sin?"
First Amigo: "I stole from the collection plate!"
Bishop: "Good! now go and drink the Holy Water!"

Bishop: "What did you do for your sin?'
Second Amigo: "I molested a boy!"
Bishop: "Good, now go and drink the Holy Water!"

Bishop: "What did you do for your sin?"
Third Amigo: "I PEED in the Holy Water!

MsJacquiiC

Funnies!!!!!!!!!! Thanx for the share

Jacquii.

nomadicrhymer

HaHA!! Good ones, Miss Mango!
Nomad

mangodroplet

haha thanks!


I'm glad you all liked them


i've realized...most of our jokes are dirty ones