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Subject: Happy Customer
Dear Proctor & Gamble,
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have in your Tide detergent. I've used it through my married life, since Mom told me it was the best. Now, in my 50s, I find it even better.
A month ago I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate, uncaring husband started berating me about how clumsy I was, and just generally started being a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stains out using a bargain detergent, but it would not come out. I made a quick trip to the store and purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative. To my surprise and satisfaction, all the stains came out.
In fact, the stains came out so well that the detective who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative.
Then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief. Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect. I thank you once again for having such a great product.
Well, I have to go and write a letter to the Hefty Bag people. They also have a wonderful product.
Sincerely,
A Happy Customer
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