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Old 02-18-2007, 07:45 PM
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket...
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items:

* A half-gallon of 2% milk
* A half carton of eggs
* A quart of orange juice
* A small head of romaine lettuce
* A 2-pound can of coffee
* And a 1-pound package of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

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Old 02-18-2007, 09:54 PM
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I clicked that 10 times, then checked her shopping list to see if I buy those items!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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awwww!!!

hahahahahhaha
*loved* it :]

i'll make sure I never buy those items



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Old 02-21-2007, 07:15 PM
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Old 02-21-2007, 08:27 PM
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haha

now comes the dreaded question.....


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Old 02-22-2007, 12:41 AM
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That one was for the books, Ms. J! So the grocery list had nothing to do with it, huh?? figures...depend on a man to say that! hehe

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haha a bit of feminism there nomad?

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