feralpen

........ AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!! Somebody wanna open th' frikkin' door ? ? ? ...
cold out here fer Pete's sake. I been lookin' all over fer you guys... I stopped a bunch o' places.... one had a hotte tubbe WOO HOOO.............. but... sigh.... then the durn drought set in... governer took away our water .... ya'll got water? ... don't really need none to drink... I brought red pop.... want some ? It's goooooood with peanuts in it.... kinder makes ya pee red if ya drink too much though.... but a little won't hurt.... how 'bout it ? ? ? .... red pop all 'round ! ! !

............then there was this place that was very, very dark............. dark alllllllll over.... 'specially in th' bathroom....... I think somebody in there turned out the lights 'cause his pee was red..... wasn't me............... honest................ they invited me to leave anyhow................. sigh.....................

.... a'nen there was this other place............. it was neeeeeeeeeeat ! ... it was like a castle.... had a moat.... I caught me a frog there............. I guess they don't like folks messin' with their frogs................. anyways..... I snuck the frog outta there with me..... his name is Earnest...... I'll show 'im to ya sometime.... he's a little skeered right now....

... oh... can I say pee here ? ... probably shoulda asked somebody.... I get a little carried away sometimes... I'll go over there an' sit an' be quiet for a while now... I'll try not to break anything really expensive............ maybe later we can go to 7-11 for a slurpeeeee !

PaintedDiary

feralpen!....Nice to read ya!!! Welcome to the JPiC Community for writers !!! Very interesting intro to say the least! We have a myriad of phenomenal talent on the site, so please do enjoy the full realm of the site. We also have many forums for resources, games, the arcade, humor, music, novelists, and more!!!! I look forward to reading your work, and if you ever need anything, just shout in the chatbox, and / or PM us. We are here to assist you. Also, please do not hesitate to PM me for anything even just to say hi. Enjoy and happy posting!! I look forward to seeing your work in all. Take Care and see ya soon!



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feralpen

Evenin' PD.... brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... gives me th' beejeebers.... PD.... 'minds me of the police dept. ...... oh... not you.... just th' PD part... uh.... by the way.... which parts is PD? PD's is ok I guess.... they come when I get lost... last time it took 'em a looooooooong time to find me.... snick.... I was hidin'. I'll try not to cause trouble here.... you seem nice an' all.... 'cept fer th' PD part. Hey............... I'll share my red pop with you ! ! !

PaintedDiary

Hahahahaa...PD stands for Painted Diary....and I am not gonna arrest you.......yet! LOLOLOL
Sooooooo great to have another sparkling personality here with us...

Dr. Rob...

feralpen

..... awwwwwww they don't arrest me so much anymore..... just mostly take me back to th' home..... ol' Noonan-Hyte gets all huffy an' bumps up my meds fer a week er two ... sometimes...... like the last time.... she took away my silver ware..... I had to eat with my fingers for a few days..... they got a little soft and mushy after a day or two.... sometimes it was hard to tell them from th' fish stix..... so I put my teeth under my pillow.... just to be on the safe side....... uh... you ever bite your own ear? ? ? .... boy.... I'd like to turn some squirrels loose in her moo-moo.... that'd fix 'er....... did I mention that Mizz Noonan-Hyte is a BIG woman ?............. I gotta go now...... I mighta left my shoes outside.... if they find 'em they'll come lookin' for me here..... I sorta like this place.... hope they don't find me........... again....... sigh.............

MsJacquiiC

ROFLMAO ---- And here I am thinkin' I have issues - So how's Earnest buuaaaaaaaahhahahhaaaa! Anyway- I see you've made yourself all comfy and such... Yes please try not to break anything, as insurance rates are utterly ridiculous now-a-days.

I will gently point you to our JPiC Posting Policy for future reference (( note to self - add an insurance clause in the Terms of Service page

At anyrate - nice to have you along for the poetic ride - You seem like good people - kinda crazy and such - but good people none-the-less LOL - So yeah.... Welcome - Enjoy AND Happy posting!

Jacquii.

feralpen

Beth Castillo

So ... if you drink red pop, and your pee is naturally yellow, wouldn't that turn your pee orange?

... you know what else turns your pee red? Andromycin ... but you don't want to drink any of that ... I sure don't

Anyway, welcome ... stay a while ... don't leave the light on in the bathroom ... unless there's someone still in there ... and don't eat all the peach cobbler ... there should be plenty for everyone ... if we ever make some, that is ...