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Ketel One
I had a friend named Ketel One
we spoke most every night
he always had been good to me
kept conversation light
But now he's Ketel Two you see
this friend makes me feel good
I really really like him
I really knew I could
Ketel Two was perfect
straight up or on the rocks
a fuzzy buzzy feeling
slight slurring in our talks
When he turned to Ketel Three
an every evening chap
it got to where I'd talk to me
as he sat on my lap
Ketel Three could some times cause
a trip, or spill or mess
but Ketel Three was my true friend
to that I will confess
But then came Mr Ketel Four
his friendship was my foe
see Ketel Four meant forgetfulness
forgot things I should know
He hung around way too much
other friendships had turned sore
though I did like Ketel One
he's not my friend no more
Not Ketel nor his buddy,
who think their oh so cute,
I chased them all away for good,
and that's an Absolut !!!!
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