Juzjon

Went out to the carpet store
to buy a brand new rug
When the sales guy on the floor
came up and gave a hug

He thaid how can I help you
I said I needed sisal
he thaid no Thir, thath incorrect
I think that you mean thithal

I was a little red cheeked
things just come out I guess
Don't know why I said it
but I answered yeth !!

So he showed me all his sisal
thix rugth to be exthact
We found the one we wanted
off to the car we packed

Thtopped by to get thom dinner
a cafe near the lake
The waitreth thaid "and you Sir?"
I thaid the t-bone thtake

Medium, rare or well done?
whilth writing on her pad
I thaid it did not matter
ath long ath ith not bad.

Back at the house we laid it down
neatly on the wood
then thmiled at one another
and thaid it lookth tho good !!!