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    Someone stole my anapest,
    they took my dimeter too.
    Then they broke my trochee,
    and enjamed me in the loo.

    They alliterated my strophe,
    stuffed my dactyl in a can.
    Gave me a female ending while
    putting a spondee in my iamb.

    Someone call a Bobbie,
    and notify the Yard.
    We can’t allow this to be,
    I’m taking it very hard!


    Posted By Storytime | Dec 14, 2006
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    Very funny. Thanks for the poem.


    Posted By ChrisA | Dec 14, 2006
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    Didn't know what to expect from that warning and the title, but it sure wasn't this! LOL! Terrific write, Sid! TY for posting! (and for the chuckle)!


    Posted By Altree94 | Dec 14, 2006
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    Somebody whack this joker with a dangling participle! Nice one, Sid. And thanks for the warning.
    Your thief also stole the second 'e' from your trochee.


    Posted By Amzy | Dec 15, 2006
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    MsJacquiiC Poetica Magnifique

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    I graduated with a GED on my shoulder... It was a heavy scroll I must say :p
    Funny thing: I was failing Senior English... Now - this poem is spectacularly suspect, as I'm wondering if you'd be able to diagram it LOL

    Nice post! Thanx for the laughable share lol :kicking:

    Jacquii.


    Posted By MsJacquiiC | Dec 16, 2006
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    Sid, wonderful read and laughter here too...Twinks:chuckle: :bravo:

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    AN IMPORTANT UPDATE!

    Inspector I. P. Freely of the yard has recovered the stolen 'e' floating in the Thames. It was revived, along with the Inspector who had fallen in as well, and has been returned. Upon being revived, the Inspector also found Jesus. Hope dims for the rest. A worldwide conspiracy is beiig blamed.


    Posted By Storytime | Dec 16, 2006
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    :roflgif: wonderful comment...
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    MsJacquiiC Poetica Magnifique

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    :chuckle2:

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    Posted By MsJacquiiC | Dec 17, 2006
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    Thanks for the Update, Sid! It appears that the theif has broken in there as well and has stolen your diamond "N" and replaced it with a fake "I"! (beiig??) LOL!


    Posted By Altree94 | Dec 18, 2006
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