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    MsJacquiiC Poetica Magnifique

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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..."

    He sighed......... "Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." :yay2:


    Posted By MsJacquiiC | Feb 17, 2007
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    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:It can't get any better!!!! Loved it!!!!!!!

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    hahahahahahaha...some jokes are just funny! This is truly amazing...my wife and I had the same conversation just yesterday...her telling me to put my puzzle back in the box. It wasn't as funny then. LOL


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    MsJacquiiC Poetica Magnifique

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    I can almost here it now..... "Benny - put that thang back in the box!" :no2: LOL

    Jacquii.


    Posted By MsJacquiiC | Feb 18, 2007
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    mangodroplet Blue Mango Puppy :]

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    hahahaha....poor blond stereotypes...then again, sometimes they deserve it..

    haha random blond friend:
    "Hmm....protractor sounds like tractor!!!!!"

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    WoW--what an excellent joke on blondies,lool--Thanks a lot it made my day!

    :omg: --eat that tiger!

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    MsJacquiiC Poetica Magnifique

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    ROFL - Glad you enjoyed!

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    Posted By MsJacquiiC | Mar 22, 2007
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    hahahhahhaha that's hilarious!!!!!!

    omg hahaha

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