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Discussion in 'Lots Of Humor' started by ronn55, Dec 28, 2006.



    ronn55 godschild

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    A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was
    the breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a
    sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

    The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See,
    he mated 50 times last year...once-a-week."

    They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
    "This bull mated 120 times last year."

    The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
    twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

    They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
    in capital letters,

    "This bull mated 365 times last year."

    The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's
    ribs, said, That's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this
    one."

    The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was
    with the same cow."



    :eek:rderdrink: :eek:rderdrink: :eek:rderdrink:


    Posted By ronn55 | Dec 28, 2006
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    MsJacquiiC Poetica Magnifique

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    Ummmmmmm...? :rolleyes: -----> Wow - LOL - Goodone!!!!!
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    Jacquii.

    ps - thanx for the share
    though I tend to want to slap the "husband" lol


    Posted By MsJacquiiC | Dec 28, 2006
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    ronn55 godschild

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    Another us against them. That will be that way untill the end of time


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    ""Go over and ask him if it was
    with the same cow.""


    FUNNY!!!:partytime: thanks for that story,loool :)

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    HAHAHAHHAA omg Ron, I love you :]
    thanks for the joke!

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