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    We once knew a man called Ace
    He would spit all over the place
    If you told him to stop
    He'd threaten to pop
    The huge blister he had on his face

    We followed him home one day
    To see whose house he would stay
    He ran down an alley
    And returned laughing happily
    Since he found a lady to lay

    He once swam the Belize river
    But ended up with a violent shiver
    A bad cold he caught
    He was so distraught
    He didn't want it to spread to his liver

    He begged a horseman for a ride
    To impress his winsome bride
    But she was so distressed
    That she tore off her dress
    And he ended up staring bulge-eyed

    The honeymoon was held in Boom
    Where he offered to buy her a loom
    So she could weave her own cloth
    To keep down the cost
    Of their clothes, but it made her fume

    He was joyous when a baby was born
    On a calm and sunny morn
    He passed out cigars
    And bought a brand new pink car
    That matched all the pigs on their farm

    He painted the new baby's room
    To get rid of some of the gloom
    His wife didn't like the color
    And at him she did holler
    Until he offered to buy her a boon

    He told everyone he was happy
    With a smile that was really sappy
    He drove around town
    With nary a frown
    While the baby sat with her Pappy.

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    hHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    haha did Ace help inspire you? :p


    anyways..the beginning was really funny and then the end kinda got Sappy = happy :D
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    nomadicrhymer JPiC Premium VIP Member

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    hey, thanks for reading, Mango! hehe! It was supposed to be both funny and sappy...so I guess I did good. It was just a really silly moment going on with me one day...bordering on the ridiculous!!
    :roflgif:
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    haha.....

    i swear..that butt is WAY too jiggly..it scares me everytime i see it...

    haha.
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    yeah, me too!

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