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    mangodroplet Blue Mango Puppy :]

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    Romeo
    Juliet
    Boss

    Juliet: of McDonalds
    Romeo: of Burger King

    SCENE: at McDonalds, Juliet mopping the floor

    Romeo: How bright! What light bounces off the linoleum floors that my lover has cleaned! It is a flashlight, and Juliet is a firework! Get up, you spark and burn off the brown field which is already splattered with grease! Oh how she grasps that mop, that I wish I could be that mop to be held by her!
    Juliet: A Spill!
    Romeo: She talks! Oh, talk again my yellow-red angel!
    Juliet: Romeo, why the heck are you Romeo! Deny your restaurant and refuse your pay, or if you won’t just tell me and I’ll quit McDonalds forever!
    Romeo: Should I hear more, or stop her?
    Juliet: It’s just your restaurant that is my enemy. You are yourself, not just a Burger King employee. What’s Burger King? It is not burger, nor French fry, nor anything else made by known meat. Romeo, quit your job and take me away to work at Denny’s!
    Romeo: I am here to take you away!
    Juliet: (screams)
    Boss: What’s going on in there? Get back to work!
    Juliet: Nothing, nothing’s happening! (Whispering) It is dangerous for you to be in this McDonalds establishment!
    Romeo: Let them chop off my finger and put it in the chili!
    Juliet: They don’t make Chili here!
    Romeo: Fine! Let them chop me up into little pieces and put me in the mystery meat chicken nuggets!
    Boss: HURRY UP!!!!!!!
    Juliet: No, they might put you in the fry fryer! I must go!
    Romeo: I don’t care! I have loved you since we met at the job fair! Are you going to leave me without a thought?
    Juliet: What can I give you?
    Romeo: Give me your word! Let’s run off to Denny’s and fill ketchup bottles together!
    Kiss
    Juliet: Wait! This is too fast! We’re not thinking!
    Romeo: I’ll get you a milkshake!
    Juliet: OK, fine, when will you instant message me?
    Romeo: 9:00 AM
    Boss: What the heck are you doing back there?!
    Juliet: Bye, I must go to finish my nuggets!
    Boss: Juliet! There is the order of Chicken Nuggets!
    Romeo: No, don’t leave!
    Juliet: Bye my love, I will be waiting for you and my milkshake.




    :lalala:

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    butchiesmom JPiC Premium VIP Member

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    Cute! I saw Burger King and Romeo and Juliet and knew I had to read it, lol. It was worth the time. Who doesn't know of that famous balcony scene? Using it, with a little tweaking, was a brilliant idea, lol.
    Fantastic mangodroplets!
    Gail

    mangodroplet Blue Mango Puppy :]

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    Haha thanks!
    It was for my theater class, and we had to make kinda a spoof on something famous :]

    it was soo much fun...haha
    and it was around the time of the chili's incident...:D


    thanks Gail!!!
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    nomadicrhymer JPiC Premium VIP Member

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    Mango, that was just TOO funny! An original idea, I have to say...I've never heard of a Romeo and Juliet/fast food spoof before.

    Nomad

    mangodroplet Blue Mango Puppy :]

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    Hehe I'm Glad you liked it :D


    spoofs are fun...especially when you're itching for fast food....


    stupid bad bodies :p

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    HAHAHA this is great. lol

    KayaOtah happy as ever

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    Nice and fun! I knew this was good. hahaz
    *smiles*


    Posted By KayaOtah | Aug 11, 2007
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    mangodroplet Blue Mango Puppy :]

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    Haha Thanks Apryl :]
    *huggles*
    Thanks Kaya too!
    :D
    It was soo much fun writing this xD
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    MsJacquiiC Poetica Magnifique

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    Muuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    THIS IS BRILLIANT! WOW!

    MS MANGO DARLING! I told you I'd eventually getting around to reading/commenting this brilliant satire you've composed! This is :wow: So funny - almost squirted lemonade out of my nose! LOL - Would've gotten my noserings all wet too :ugh: lol

    Anyway - me being the fattie procrastinattie that I am... Missed out on a brilliant piece of laughter - but saving it has just made my day LOL - Very nice piece - funny, hilarity!

    And what makes this so sweet is strolling down memory lane - my 1st ever job was at McDonalds!!!!!!!! hahahaa!

    My favorite line:
    What’s Burger King? It is not burger, nor French fry, nor anything else made by known meat. Romeo, quit your job and take me away to work at Denny’s! ---- HAHA! Denny's indeeed lol

    This is some good laugh-out-loud parody you've shared! Really brilliant! Could actually be used on one of the late-night shows - especially when they were in need of writers from the writers strike a few weeks back :LOL: - Thanx for sharing.

    Jacquii!


    Posted By MsJacquiiC | Feb 27, 2008
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    mangodroplet Blue Mango Puppy :]

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    LOL! Thanks MsJ :] :wub: *huggles* haha.
    I'm glad you enjoyed it :]

    Sorries I have been around lately! I've been so stressed and busy D:

    And what with all these new things I've been getting myself into...lol. I love you guys! *huggles* :D

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